// Xanopticon
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Arguably the most corrupt mayor in Pittsburgh's long, sordid history of questionable public officials, Ryan Friedrich (aka Xanopticon), has emptied the city's coffers and hightailed it to Europe. Xanopticon has known ties to such shadowy organizations as Zhark, Hymen, Peaceoff and Mirex, all of whom remain mum during this latest scandal. All Europeans are advised to be on the lookout for Xanopticon's signature splinterbreak assaults and devious bassline capers. With your diligent help, this madman can finally be brought to justice.